Tært Ingensbritt desperately sucks on a joint as Norgesgruppen see over 40% price hike since New Year
Health & Lifestyle
Drug Use Cut in Half
City Councilor for Beer, Spirits and Narcotics, Helle Dussen, is thrilled with the development
Well-known athletics coach Tært Ingensbritt has spent most of his life training young athletes for elite sports. The reason, according to himself, is that he possesses neither talent nor endurance, and thus decided early on to pursue a coaching career. This, combined with low self-control, has led to a deep fondness for narcotics.
"But now everything’s gotten so expensive," Tært complains to Smalltown Magazine. "I used to have a week’s worth of supply just lying around, but now times are tougher. I’ve had to cut my drug use in half. The money just doesn’t stretch far enough anymore."
"Isn’t that a good thing, though?" we ask. "City Councilor for Beer, Spirits and Narcotics, Helle Dussen, is really pleased that you’ve cut back."
"That's just an excuse because she can’t keep inflation in check," says Tært Ingensbritt. "The price of dope has risen over 25% just since the new year, and the budget brands — the ones the dealers make themselves — have gone up by more than 40%. Then there are the legal fees. Can you believe it?"
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